Showing posts with label Candorville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Candorville. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2009

Some Blog

Posting is going to be very erratic for the next month or two as I finish school and move around a bit. I'll try to get 3 a week at least, but I can't make any promises.

Would you really miss me anyway?



Lola 4/17/09
The spider would have changed many times over that pig's lifetime. And that pig wouldn't be made into sausage because it's too old.

Might make a good football though.



Betty 4/17/09
You know what I'm concerned about in this comic? That this doesn't happen in real life. Parents have no idea what their kids are doing and honestly, I don't think they even care. There has been much controversy about videogames and their role in causing violence. My belief is that if parents took a bit of interest in what their kids were playing, kids would have a better understanding of what is being depicted in games. I don't think that violent videogames cause kids to be more violent. Kids that do crazy shit after playing a game were probably going to do something crazy no matter what.
Sorry about that. Now back to your regularly scheduled humor.



Candorville 4/17/09
Dear Susan: Due to the current economic climate, you're fired. And please don't come into my office and yell at me because I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being that can't be bothered with experiencing the pain and suffering my gigantic bonus has caused.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

COW NEED SPACE!

The Meaning of Lila 3/4/09 She must be really horrible if a priest is saying mean things to her. Although, if she were a prepubescent boy the priest would have had kinder words.

Like "would you rub your self on my genitals?"

Maybe those aren't kinder words after all.



Cow & Boy 3/4/09
I'm not sure what the hell is going on, but the last panel is fucking awesome.


Luann 3/4/09
I don't think that Luann counts in this competition. Would any high school student say no to a millionaire? I know I wouldn't, and I'm not even a high school student.


Candorville 3/4/09
If you ever see someone wearing a "Thug 4 Life" shirt, calling himself C-Dog, ask that man for relationship advice. Just trust me on this one; he knows what he is talking about.
Special note: this only applies if you don't want your relationship to last very long.


Rip Haywire 3/4/09
What is it that smokers aren't learning?
I am getting sick and tired of comic strips that have no punchline. Although they do provide me with something to do.