COW NEED SPACE!

The Meaning of Lila 3/4/09 She must be really horrible if a priest is saying mean things to her. Although, if she were a prepubescent boy the priest would have had kinder words.

Like "would you rub your self on my genitals?"

Maybe those aren't kinder words after all.

Cow & Boy 3/4/09

I'm not sure what the hell is going on, but the last panel is fucking awesome.

Luann 3/4/09

I don't think that Luann counts in this competition. Would any high school student say no to a millionaire? I know I wouldn't, and I'm not even a high school student.

Candorville 3/4/09

If you ever see someone wearing a "Thug 4 Life" shirt, calling himself C-Dog, ask that man for relationship advice. Just trust me on this one; he knows what he is talking about.

Special note: this only applies if you don't want your relationship to last very long.


Rip Haywire 3/4/09

What is it that smokers aren't learning?

I am getting sick and tired of comic strips that have no punchline. Although they do provide me with something to do.

Behold the power of Dumb

Secret Asian Man 1/7/09Seeing as everyone everywhere is decended from proto-humans that originated in Africa, we're all African-Whatever. This fact makes this joke not so much of a joke and more an observation that was observed quite a while ago.

Next!!


Moderately Confused 1/7/09Yes, in fact you will die to have an obituary. Unless you're a big asshole like P.T. Barnum and demand that they print your obituary before you die, but then they say mean things about you because we all know that sympathy is only for the dead.

This is too easy.


Herb & Jamaal 1/7/09Hm, the first two were obvious, but only to people with at least average intelligence. This one should be obvious to anyone that has ever been to an eye doctor, but if you don't get it, please allow me. THE HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHART, DUMBASS.

Well, at least the last one doesn't suck donkey balls.


Rip Haywire 1/7/09
This seems to be a relatively new comic, at least to comics.com. Over it's first three days it has lampooned some of adventure strips most beloved crutches: Mark Trail's Right Fist O'Death, the fact that everything is a life and death situation, and boats and even dogs. Hopefully this takes off, we could use some comics that are at least relatively funny.