I Am Stupid

Now that we got that 100th post out of the way, we can get back to bashing comics.

EDIT: I just realized, some 8 hours after writing today's post, that I forgot a post title. It has been added and I think it is appropriate.

The Argyle Sweater 4/30/09
Noah's Ark jokes have been old for thousands of years. If you believe that sort of thing.



La Cucaracha 4/30/09
Is there a bottled water company out there that advertises its water as 'fat-free'? That seems like it's implying that some company out there actually is making bottled water with fat in it.


And yes, I stole that joke from Lewis Black.



Joe Vanilla 4/30/09

"And try to keep from melting into the chair."



F Minus 4/30/09

It's a common mistake to confuse Boot Camp with Boot Fetish Camp. One is horrible beyond description and the other one involves the military.



The Barn 4/30/09
This was the best you could come up with? You've got a talking sheep answering the phone at a Vet Clinic and the best joke you could scrounge up was a wrong number? You couldn't come up with something about confusing veteran and veterinarians? That would have been much funnier.



Reality Check 4/30/09
It's almost like you're standing in a library full of people that don't talk.

Are mimes supposed to keep their miming to a minimum when they're in the library?



9 Chickweed Lane 4/30/09
Excuse me for a moment.

*hurl*



The Dinette Set 4/30/09
I don't understand what the punchline of this panel is. Something to do with AIG employees being really rich? Because that's a false assumption, most of the people working at AIG aren't any more wealthy than the average person.

The reason I hate The Dinette Set: It tries to do too many things and sucks at all of them.



Cow & Boy 4/30/09
What's this? Continuity in a non-Soap comic strip? Blasphemy! And it's from a month ago! And it's still funny!

Close to a Point

I apologize for all those days I missed. This week should be a little better.

I'm also gearing up for a very special post. Those of you keeping track (read: none of you) might notice that I'm nearing the 100 post mark. I haven't decided what I'm doing, but I hoping for something really cool.

Luann 4/27/09
I'm sure that's what firefighters are saying. "Oh, my stars! Thank goodness for these suits or we'd be burned alive, don'tcha know!"



Grand Avenue 4/27/09
Does anyone pay attention to yippy dogs besides their owners? And this is surely a sign that iPods are on the way out. There's no coming back from becoming a comic strip joke.



B.C. 4/27/09

The people that own the rights to Captain Caveman are going to be pissed at B.C.

Also, does that guy have no sensation in his skin? He should be able to feel if it's humid or not just by standing there.

Soup to Nutz 4/27/09

What the hell kind of bug is that? It looks like an ant, but it has wings and is extremely aggressive. It would make a little sense if this was set in Australia or Africa where they have crazy bugs like that.



Cow & Boy 4/27/09

Question: How did Cow get his wings on?

Answer: Who cares? He's got a flame thrower!

PONIES!

Nothing much to say today. Enjoy the comic beatdown.


Heathcliff 4/21/09 Those dogs aren't pissed because Heathcliff caught them, they're pissed because they were transported from the Enterprise and ended up half-embedded in a wall.

Honestly, is this just laziness by the artist? Or does he not know that this looks like crap?



Luann 4/21/09

Why is Luann dating a midget Elvis impersonator? And why are her parents so stupid? I hate Luann. I wish it would die.



The Buckets 4/21/09

You will probably need to click-to-enlarge the comic to see it, but the comic is called "Wolver-Man". I just thought that I would share that with you because it's so awesome.



Brevity 4/21/09

Does the Brawny guy really exist? And would he buy Brawny paper-towels?

Also, I like the fact that not even the Wimpy brand guy wants to buy Wimpy brand paper-towels.



The Other Coast 4/21/09

How many Bear-Human encounters involve drinking and showing pictures of your house to bears? I've never had a Bear-Human encounter like that and I likely never will. Please, share any of your Bear-Human encounters that involved anything other than running away and shitting your pants.



Cow & Boy 4/21/09

Cow & Boy continues to defy description. It is useless through three panels, but cranks out the awesome with the last panel. Just imagine the insanity it could induce if it was four daily panels as insane as the last one seen here.

The Short and Long of It

A short post today, for those of you that don't have the attention span to, oh, look a bird. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the post is short so you can fini. Did I remember to feed the dog? Damn, I forgot again. Whatever, here's the post.

Wizard of Id 3/31/09
Do you really want to crack jokes about people losing their jobs right now? Doesn't seem like the best way to go with the current job market.

Also, Wizard of Id is really lame, even when it has a real joke.



Cow & Boy 3/31/09
You may not be able to see it, but it kind of looks like a laptop glued to Cow's ass. Would that make it an asstop computer?



Luann 3/31/09
Cue sexy-time music and Luann will make the jump to full porn.

Tune in next week as Luann makes the leap to hardcore.

Funny Post Title Goes Here

Super-duper post today to make up for the lack of one yesterday.

And unless I get some votes other than doing every comic every day, I may have to change the poll. Come on guys, there is no way to do that many comics in one day.

But I digress, here is what we have today:


Rudy Park 3/20/09
I think that AIG has cost the government, which means the American people, way more than Lehman Brothers ever could have. We've given mulitple multi-billion dollar loans to AIG and the government now owns about 80% of the company. Lehman Brothers may have screwed quite a few people, but not as many as AIG.

Did you know that AIG stands for American International Group? What the hell does that even mean? And they are, probably, going to change the name once they get back to being a profitable company because of all the negative things that AIG conjures in the imagination. Do people really fall for that? Do people think that Phillip Morris is a good company since they changed their name to Altria? Feel free to leave thoughts in the comments.



Girls & Sports 3/20/09
That's what I call a win-win scenario. She gets to go to a fancy restuarant and he gets to watch basketball for 90 minutes.

I'm not sure why anyone would want to watch basketball for 90 minutes, but I guess that's a personal choice.



Betty 3/20/09
Why is that troubling? That guy is contributing to society way more than any of us are. He is getting people interested in physiology and biology. All we do is sit in our chairs and write mean things about comic strips. I'm not saying being mean to comic strips isn't fun, it just doesn't contribute to society in a meaningful way.



The Barn 3/20/09
Actually, the Earth will be in alignment with the center of the galaxy, or something like that. Somehow the Mayans knew that it would happen on that date 3000 years ago, or whenever they made the calender.

And is clover an important resource or something? Or is it just that the disappearance of clover would be devasating to a sheep?



Herb & Jamaal 3/20/09
Yes, Herb & Jamaal, no one really reads the nutritional facts. My question is this: why is he eating chips? Has he run out of money and can't afford anything else anymore? That's my hope.



Cow & Boy 3/20/09
Without all the Irish stuff a leprechaun is just a midget.

Or dwarf, whatever your preference is.


Natural Selection 3/20/09
"Dehydrated Water, it's got that concentrated water flavor!"

But seriously, people said that bottled water would never catch on and look how popular it is. Bottled water is so popular that it has single-handedly advanced the destruction of the planet by at least 3000 years. Come on people, just get the water from your sink, it's the same mother-fucking stuff.

COW NEED SPACE!

The Meaning of Lila 3/4/09 She must be really horrible if a priest is saying mean things to her. Although, if she were a prepubescent boy the priest would have had kinder words.

Like "would you rub your self on my genitals?"

Maybe those aren't kinder words after all.

Cow & Boy 3/4/09

I'm not sure what the hell is going on, but the last panel is fucking awesome.

Luann 3/4/09

I don't think that Luann counts in this competition. Would any high school student say no to a millionaire? I know I wouldn't, and I'm not even a high school student.

Candorville 3/4/09

If you ever see someone wearing a "Thug 4 Life" shirt, calling himself C-Dog, ask that man for relationship advice. Just trust me on this one; he knows what he is talking about.

Special note: this only applies if you don't want your relationship to last very long.


Rip Haywire 3/4/09

What is it that smokers aren't learning?

I am getting sick and tired of comic strips that have no punchline. Although they do provide me with something to do.

I Had My Post Longened

Cow and Boy 2/23/09 Power Zone? What does that mean exactly? Is he more powerful now? It sure seems like he is.

Also, longened is not what you would say, even if you were a cow. It's lengthened.

Stupid cow.



The Sunshine Club 2/23/09

Make a deal to do what? Make it so you can't afford the crappy medical care? It's not like they can kick you off the plan just because they merged. And I don't think that insurance and health care could ever merge since they are two different types of businesses. Plus the government wouldn't allow it.

Herb & Jamaal 2/23/09

Oh that Herb and Jamaal. They're always up on what's goin' down.

Seriously guys, we all know that movies cost an assload of money, but to think that theaters are going to give out loans when regular banks aren't is just stupid on a whole new level.

Secret Asian Man 2/23/09

That brings up a good question. Do they have sunscreen in Africa? The locals don't need it, so it wouldn't be in most stores. They might have it in the tourist type places, but it probably costs out the ass.

Monty 2/23/09

Wow, what a sexy dream to have. And Carrie from Mythbuster? Really? She's not really someone I'd have dreams about, you'd never know when she was going to try to blow you up(with explosives, asses)to test some myth about the dumbass that exploded after having sex.

Ferd'nand 2/23/09

That would be a sweet road to drive on. I wonder where it is. It would have to be somewhere with different physics than we have in this universe, since you would have to be upside down at some point on that road.

Herman 2/23/09

It's funny because he is unable to inflate the balloons on account of his tuberculosis. And now he can't afford the medicine because he can't inflate the balloons. It's a vicious cycle.



Graffiti 2/23/09

Actually, guy that does this "comic strip", all ideas are free. Every last one of them. It only costs money if you try to make the idea into reality.

Unless you do it on the internet. Everything's free on the internet.