Girls & Sports 12/28/09
I guess that the message here is that single guys are picky assholes? The $100 one sounds fine to me. It gets you unlimited champagne and $100 is not that much if you get free alcohol. If you paid $50 but had to pay for your liquor you'd likely end up paying way more than $100 by the end of the night.
A small child that is single is possibly the worst type of person that there is.
Oh, wait. Children are always single. Nevermind
This is the first comic about Twitter that hasn't completely sucked. It still sucks, just not completely.