Ultra-Mega Chic...I mean Post!!

I'm kind of making up for not posting for the last few days. Don't get overloaded, take a break if you need to. I don't want you guys actually busting a gut, I hear that hurts like hell.

Marmaduke 2/2/09Marmaduke is as asshole.


I miss you Joe Mathlete





Just kidding. Marmaduke likes to sexually assult several victims at the same time.



The Grizzwells 2/2/09

What about breadsticks is it that he doesn't understand? And what kind of friend is the bear to insult the porcupine in this manner? If I were the porcupine, I would slap the bear right in the face...with my ass, so he gets a face full of quills.

Drabble 2/2/09

Has any women used that line, ever? Why not just say "I'm busy, and you should go to hell" that would be much clearer.

Brevity 2/2/09

What about activity books would make a pencil anxious? The coloring? Maybe I'm just not smart enough to get the joke in this one.

OR there is no joke in this one.

Secret Asian Man 2/2/09

I agree, let's just say February. But I may not be the authority on this subject since I live in the Great White Way of Minnesota.

I don't think I've seen a black person for months.



That's Life 2/2/09

This one pisses me off. I don't know why, but it does. I've seen plenty of strips that have no jokes, but something about this just makes me angry. I think it's because it combines being stupid with making no sense and terrible art. Why does a food dish need to spin? And the food on the plate does not look edible at all.



Betty 2/2/09

So the kid and the father are mentally challenged and the mother is an asshole?

I can't be sure, but I don't think that ground pork is all that cheap.

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The Meaning of Lila 1/15/09Are any of those thing prerequsites for buying a woman a drink? I've never needed to answer any of those questions. I've been asked if I had a concussion or if I was insane, but never if I was employed or secretly attracted to some guy. And what's the deal with that last question? If he had said yes, then what? Would the guys end up having gay sex or something? I guess I'm just out of the loop.


Jump Start 1/15/09
Hm...I may not be an expert, but I don't think there's any way to keep people from cracking jokes about colonoscopies. They're just inherantly funny to everyone except the people they're performed on.


That's Life 1/15/09
How did he get fourth? He should be #1 all the way. Just look at him, if you had a statue of Elvis right next to him there is no way you could tell the difference.

But seriously, why is this a joke? There are contests all the time where someone is in the top 5 when they shouldn't be, it's only because no one cared to enter the contest. I recently won something because there were two prizes and I was one of two people to enter the contest. That doesn't make the situation funny. God, why do so many comics suck at their job?



Committed 1/15/09
I have lived in Minnesota my entire life and I have never seen anyone dressed in this manner. Maybe those pussies in New England or the Pacific Northwest over-dress, but not us here in the land of 10,000 lakes. I didn't even wear a jacket today(it was around -20 before windchill) and I didn't die or anything.

My main point is that MN=awesome, New England=pussies.

Just making sure you understand.