Hot and Cold

Arlo & Janis 1/21/10

Or where I live: October: 10 inches of snow. November: 40 degrees everyday. December: -20 windchills and snowstorms every other day. January: 30 degrees everyday.

It's fun to live in the upper Midwest, you never know what the hell is going to happen next.



Red and Rover 1/21/10

If you imagine panel 3 with out the word balloon it's just creepy.



Dog Eat Doug 1/21/10

In the other direction we have this word from the Ojibwe language:

miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan

That means blueberry pie.



Strange Brew 1/21/10

That is one pissed off rooster. Sucks to be that guy.

The Neighbor's Dog?!

The design for the new blog is coming along very nicely thanks to some help from an internet friend of mine. I fully expect to have it running far ahead of schedule.

There will likely be a poll later today, as long as I can remember what I was going to ask.

I can't remember what I was going to ask, so there won't be a poll.

On a Claire Day 11/17/09

When did they start having the symphony is courthouses? Is the economy that bad?



Dog Eat Doug 11/17/09

Even dogs know that a silent, smiling child can only mean bad things.



Betty 11/17/09

The family portrayed in Betty is the dumbest family ever. They're training their neighbor's dog. That's right, they don't own this dog. It belongs to the neighbors. And they're going to train it. First they let it be in their yard all the time for no reason, then they let it in their house even though they don't want it there, now they're going to train it. And it's not their dog! What the crap? That's all I can say because this is just so stupid.

I sure hope they didn't take the dog from the neighbors on one of the many days I don't read Betty or else I will look like a ginormous jackass. Not that that would be anything new, but still.

Wrath of the Vacuum

Another daily dose of comic bashing is on the way to your mind. Prepare yourself.




Rubes 3/26/09What do they what equality for? And why don't they have shoes on?

Rubes fails today, as it usually does.

Pickles 3/26/09

??

What the hell does that mean? Is opal a good thing?

Moderately Confused 3/26/09

The writer couldn't come up with a more original name for a Chinese restaurant than Hunan Palace?

So the joke is that the guy doesn't know that you can buy fortune cookies at the store? Or is it that he thinks the fortunes at Hunan Palace are better than at the other palaces?

I hate comic panels sometimes.

B.C. 3/26/09

B.C. is continuing to add unintentional humor with inappropriate sound effects.

At least SNATCH is better than POOP.

Dog Eat Doug 3/26/09

Dr. Who is cool.

That is all.

It's Your Fault That I'm Not Funny

Dog Eat Doug 2/25/09 Most dogs just bite, so I'm impressed that they trained him to simply leave. And all animals have a place they can get to that you don't know about. Trust me, they do.

Red & Rover 2/25/09

Is it just me or do Rover and Doug look awfully similar?

And what's wrong with lime green nehru jackets? Doesn't everyone have one of those?

Frazz 2/25/09

Yes, subways are more disgusting than the fecal material on the floor. Stupid children.

And you would have to literally drop food in a pile of poo to get sick from eating it. The bacteria living on the kitchen floor are the same as the ones on the couch and in your bed.

Think about that while you try to sleep tonight.

Working Daze 2/25/09

Yeah, it's my fault that you snorted cocaine and injected steroids.

Unfortunately, this has become the standard answer when people are caught doing something they shouldn't be doing. Why does no one take responsibility for their actions anymore?