Showing posts with label The Lockhorns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Lockhorns. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Have You Checked Your Twitter lately?

Non Sequitur 2/18/09
Soon this will be our fate. No longer will alcohol be the major addiction, it will be replaced by blogging and tweeting or whatever comes next. Do not weep for us, we know what we do is harmful, and yet we cannot stop.


Heh, yeah right, like you're going to get bloggers to come out of their houses.



The Lockhorns 2/18/09
"Because you've been poisoning every day of my life since we got married. I mean for Christ's sake, we play Clue instead of have sex!"
Spider-Man 2/17/09
Did Stan Lee fear a lawsuit if he had included "and I"?
I don't get the reboot of this. They have supposedly gone into the past, but there are some modern convenices that are out of place(cellphones that fit in your pocket are not from the '80's)and everyone looks the same age as before. Why couldn't they have had Peter and Mary-Jane get divorced? At least that would make it seem like a real story.


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Post No.2


The Lockhorns is a comic that I have read for nearly as long as I have been able to read, about 19 years. In all that time I don't believe that I have ever laughed at it. Not even when I was a small child, which is very sad for the Lockhorns. Anyway, on to this particular one.

If the top layer is from the pre-Cambrian period, then how old is the rest of it? This also begs the question of how old their fridge is. I realize that it's supposed to be a jab at Loretta's cooking, but they couldn't come up with a better joke like: well this looks like something the dog vomited. Not great, but better than what they came up with.

Well that concludes this, the first day of the rest of this blog. I think I shall rant about one or so comics per day or whatever strikes my fancy for the day.