Day Two of the Comeback

What's all this? Two consecutive days with a post? The world must be ending. Or maybe I'm almost done moving. I sure hope it's the second one.

Enjoy these comics and enjoy my roasting of them even more.


Mallard Fillmore 5/27/09Mallard Fillmore is the most out of touch comic currently being printed.



Todd the Dinosaur 5/27/09First things first: you cannot fry jell-o. It just can't be done. Second things second: jell-o is good as long as it's not yellow. Fourth things third: just because something's on a stick does not mean it will taste good.

Also, she should just be glad that the big F-ing dinosaur isn't eating people on a stick.



The Amazing Spider-Man 5/27/09
I don't have a particular problem with this particular strip, other than its complete lack of story or action, but I do have to mention how retarded it is that they have gone back to Peter and MJ being married. It makes the last storyline, which may have lasted an eon or two, a dream and nothing in it actually happened. That pisses me off because the greatest character ever, in any form of media, appeared in the last storyline: Ultra-Pigeon. We can only hope that a new random animal makes an appearance.



Boomerangs 5/27/09As a former Target employee, I can verify that wearing red and khaki is a bad idea if you don't work at Target. Shopping after your shift is also very annoying because you can't just say that you don't work there because you do. It leads to a lot of extra work pointing shoppers to on-duty employees, which is probably exactly what Target wants.

Have You Checked Your Twitter lately?

Non Sequitur 2/18/09
Soon this will be our fate. No longer will alcohol be the major addiction, it will be replaced by blogging and tweeting or whatever comes next. Do not weep for us, we know what we do is harmful, and yet we cannot stop.


Heh, yeah right, like you're going to get bloggers to come out of their houses.



The Lockhorns 2/18/09

"Because you've been poisoning every day of my life since we got married. I mean for Christ's sake, we play Clue instead of have sex!"

Spider-Man 2/17/09

Did Stan Lee fear a lawsuit if he had included "and I"?

I don't get the reboot of this. They have supposedly gone into the past, but there are some modern convenices that are out of place(cellphones that fit in your pocket are not from the '80's)and everyone looks the same age as before. Why couldn't they have had Peter and Mary-Jane get divorced? At least that would make it seem like a real story.