What's all this? A post? No, it can't be!

In fact, it is. As shocking as it is, life has calmed down enough to allow me to get something done on this long neglected blog. With luck I can continue to get some posts in over here. I'm still working on some super secret stuff to replace Marmaduke for the Masses.

Oh, I almost forgot, I'm still doing some posting over at the DCR, so look for those too.



Todd the Dinosaur 6/15/09This is a joke that doesn't work is written form. It can only truely be expressed in spoken word so that you can hear the evilness of the "those ARE ants!" part.

Also, I doubt that the air marshal would expose his identity for such a lame joke.



Edge City 6/15/09
The joke is? Is it that she has already seen the cats misdeeds? And why is up bolded? Has the cat been flying?

Edge City receives a fail today.



Curtis 6/15/09
I don't read Curtis regularly and am far to lazy to do the research so this comic has no impact on me. Someone tell me, is it important that the author's name is Shirley?



Bizarro 6/15/09
I agree, we need more commercialism in this country. That way we can have another major recession in mere months instead of years.


BONUS: If you want to drive traffic on your site, mention that men are assholes. It was a post title of mine weeks ago and I'm still getting hits for it for some reason.

Day Two of the Comeback

What's all this? Two consecutive days with a post? The world must be ending. Or maybe I'm almost done moving. I sure hope it's the second one.

Enjoy these comics and enjoy my roasting of them even more.


Mallard Fillmore 5/27/09Mallard Fillmore is the most out of touch comic currently being printed.



Todd the Dinosaur 5/27/09First things first: you cannot fry jell-o. It just can't be done. Second things second: jell-o is good as long as it's not yellow. Fourth things third: just because something's on a stick does not mean it will taste good.

Also, she should just be glad that the big F-ing dinosaur isn't eating people on a stick.



The Amazing Spider-Man 5/27/09
I don't have a particular problem with this particular strip, other than its complete lack of story or action, but I do have to mention how retarded it is that they have gone back to Peter and MJ being married. It makes the last storyline, which may have lasted an eon or two, a dream and nothing in it actually happened. That pisses me off because the greatest character ever, in any form of media, appeared in the last storyline: Ultra-Pigeon. We can only hope that a new random animal makes an appearance.



Boomerangs 5/27/09As a former Target employee, I can verify that wearing red and khaki is a bad idea if you don't work at Target. Shopping after your shift is also very annoying because you can't just say that you don't work there because you do. It leads to a lot of extra work pointing shoppers to on-duty employees, which is probably exactly what Target wants.