Arlo & Janis 1/28/10
Arlo has finally snapped and murdered the cat. He's trying to disguise it by putting it in a stew, but the fatal flaw in his plan was that blood does not look similar to tomato sauce. Now he'll be charged with animal cruelty and sentenced to whatever the sentence is for animal cruelty in his city, county, or state, whichever has jurisdiction in these types of matters.
Grand Avenue 1/28/10
I must admit that I laughed at this, but then again, I have the mind of a child.
Ballard Street 1/28/10
Certainly the intent is to make us think that Gordon is a homosexual, but I think he just likes to dance in the park where strangers can watch him. I think it gets him sexually excited and that afterwards he goes home to his lover, who is of the opposite sex, and has passionate sex until they are both exhausted.
I don't not disagree that this is confusing, but the writer surely didn't think that anyone wouldn't care.
I do think that the old guy is pretty smart for playing the confusion card on his wife to get her to go away.