PONIES!

Nothing much to say today. Enjoy the comic beatdown.


Heathcliff 4/21/09 Those dogs aren't pissed because Heathcliff caught them, they're pissed because they were transported from the Enterprise and ended up half-embedded in a wall.

Honestly, is this just laziness by the artist? Or does he not know that this looks like crap?



Luann 4/21/09

Why is Luann dating a midget Elvis impersonator? And why are her parents so stupid? I hate Luann. I wish it would die.



The Buckets 4/21/09

You will probably need to click-to-enlarge the comic to see it, but the comic is called "Wolver-Man". I just thought that I would share that with you because it's so awesome.



Brevity 4/21/09

Does the Brawny guy really exist? And would he buy Brawny paper-towels?

Also, I like the fact that not even the Wimpy brand guy wants to buy Wimpy brand paper-towels.



The Other Coast 4/21/09

How many Bear-Human encounters involve drinking and showing pictures of your house to bears? I've never had a Bear-Human encounter like that and I likely never will. Please, share any of your Bear-Human encounters that involved anything other than running away and shitting your pants.



Cow & Boy 4/21/09

Cow & Boy continues to defy description. It is useless through three panels, but cranks out the awesome with the last panel. Just imagine the insanity it could induce if it was four daily panels as insane as the last one seen here.

And We're Back

Sorry about the layoff, I was too lazy over the last week to do anything. But, we are back in business now. And away we go.

Working It Out 3/16/09

Why are they in a RAB? What the hell is a RAB?

Oh, wait. Is it supposed to be BAR? That would make more sense.

What kind of crazy BAR has no tables?

Heathcliff 3/16/09Why is Heathcliff sitting on the Old Man's dick? That's a whole new level of sickness.

Girls & Sports 3/16/09

If you need Viagra and you're under the age of 60, then you don't really need Viagra.

And it's not performance-enhancing if you have a legitimate medical condition.

The Dinette Set 3/16/09

What are JARTS? I have no idea what's going on in the rest of the panel, but in the lower right corner, there is a drawer labeled "JARTS". Does anyone know what that could possibly be?

Brevity 3/16/09

What are they voting for? That could have tremendous influence over whose vote is needed. And not all insects would have the same views, seeing as how some of them are carnivorous and some are herbivorous. I highly doubt that Bulldog Ants have the same political affiliation as Butterflies.

Why so Many Questions?

Heathcliff 2/6/09
Why are those shoes the same color as the banana? Why is his hair the same color as the shoes? And what is wrong with Heathcliff's foot? Has Gallagher ever taken an art class?

The answer to these questions will likely never be answered.



Frank & Earnest 2/6/09

The reason is because it is not in his program. It doesn't matter how much memory or storage you have, if it is not in the program it won't be executed. Why so stupid?

Moderately Confused 2/6/09

Is this a play on the economy sucking? If this is his red period, why are the ones in the background in black? Why can't comics just be straightforward?

I guess it's because the suck so much.

Marmaduke 2/6/09

What the hell kind of store is that? Does PetSmart carry electronics? Best Buy doesn't even like when you carry a bag in the store, so I don't think they would allow a dog in. I suppose it could be Circuit City, but then there wouldn't be a sales associate to help Owner-Man.

Oh and Marmaduke is an Asshole.

Why can't I quit you, Joe Mathlete?

I Need Form 1040...in Your Ass!!

Heathcliff 1/26/09

Why is that guy speaking to Heathcliff? He does know that Heathcliff is a cat and not an angry midget, right? In any case, Heathcliff only has one bag so it's not like he's taking a ton of food. And it kind of looks like there is only one bag so I can't blame him for wanting to eat.

What the hell are those other ladies doing? Why don't they just go around like a regular person would. It seems like the aisle is wide enough.

BC 1/26/09

Yeah, making fun of burglary is so funny. How 'bout a rape joke next week?

Secret Asian Man 1/26/09

So Sam needs yearly Barium enemas? Did he have colon cancer at one point? And I thought tax stuff was supposed to be easy for those of the Asian persuasion. At any rate, taxes are better than almost any medical exam, especially ones that require you to drink stuff that is slightly radioactive.

New Poll this week. Be sure to vote cause I really want to know if I can has Cheeseburger.