Secret Asian Man 1/7/09Seeing as everyone everywhere is decended from proto-humans that originated in Africa, we're all African-Whatever. This fact makes this joke not so much of a joke and more an observation that was observed quite a while ago.
Moderately Confused 1/7/09Yes, in fact you will die to have an obituary. Unless you're a big asshole like P.T. Barnum and demand that they print your obituary before you die, but then they say mean things about you because we all know that sympathy is only for the dead.
This is too easy.
Herb & Jamaal 1/7/09Hm, the first two were obvious, but only to people with at least average intelligence. This one should be obvious to anyone that has ever been to an eye doctor, but if you don't get it, please allow me. THE HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHART, DUMBASS.
Well, at least the last one doesn't suck donkey balls.
Rip Haywire 1/7/09
This seems to be a relatively new comic, at least to comics.com. Over it's first three days it has lampooned some of adventure strips most beloved crutches: Mark Trail's Right Fist O'Death, the fact that everything is a life and death situation, and boats and even dogs. Hopefully this takes off, we could use some comics that are at least relatively funny.