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The Meaning of Lila 1/15/09Are any of those thing prerequsites for buying a woman a drink? I've never needed to answer any of those questions. I've been asked if I had a concussion or if I was insane, but never if I was employed or secretly attracted to some guy. And what's the deal with that last question? If he had said yes, then what? Would the guys end up having gay sex or something? I guess I'm just out of the loop.


Jump Start 1/15/09
Hm...I may not be an expert, but I don't think there's any way to keep people from cracking jokes about colonoscopies. They're just inherantly funny to everyone except the people they're performed on.


That's Life 1/15/09
How did he get fourth? He should be #1 all the way. Just look at him, if you had a statue of Elvis right next to him there is no way you could tell the difference.

But seriously, why is this a joke? There are contests all the time where someone is in the top 5 when they shouldn't be, it's only because no one cared to enter the contest. I recently won something because there were two prizes and I was one of two people to enter the contest. That doesn't make the situation funny. God, why do so many comics suck at their job?



Committed 1/15/09
I have lived in Minnesota my entire life and I have never seen anyone dressed in this manner. Maybe those pussies in New England or the Pacific Northwest over-dress, but not us here in the land of 10,000 lakes. I didn't even wear a jacket today(it was around -20 before windchill) and I didn't die or anything.

My main point is that MN=awesome, New England=pussies.

Just making sure you understand.