Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Are You Hyper?

Hyperalimentation - a state in which the alimentary canal is contracting very quickly, causing death.


Pretty lame, right? It was the best I could think up in the 4 minutes that I was thinking of something to do. Here's the real definition.

1. Ingestion of an amount of nutrients that is greater than the demands of the appetite. 2. Administration of nutrients intravenously to patients that are unable to eat normally.


Pirk said...

gasp! I can never trust you again!

Brian C. Russell said...

Ha! It's about as good as my "Don't look at this link" campaign I tried today. Although, it worked a few times for some...