No, I just have some free time and am doing what I said I would do. I'll let you know when I've lost it.
Secret Asian Man 4/15/09
Cigarettes actually pay for quite a bit. Think of all the taxes on cigarettes. Those taxes are paying for all kinds of stuff: schools, roads, Medicare. If the government pays for it, cigarettes are helping.
Just imagine all the stuff the government could buy if they started taxing prostitution and drugs like marijuana and Ecstasy.
Frank & Earnest 4/15/09
The Other Coast 4/15/09
The Meaning of Lila 4/15/09
Are there any managers reading this right now? Would you let your employees skip work because it's their birthday? You might let them use vacation days or maybe a personal day, but you wouldn't let them out of work just because it's their birthday, would you? I know I wouldn't, but I'm a heartless, evil bastard of a person.
Also, even if they did let you leave for your birthday, any company worth its salt will have records of that kind of thing and if they catch you trying to do it twice, you'll likely be sacked.