Would you really miss me anyway?
The spider would have changed many times over that pig's lifetime. And that pig wouldn't be made into sausage because it's too old.
Might make a good football though.
You know what I'm concerned about in this comic? That this doesn't happen in real life. Parents have no idea what their kids are doing and honestly, I don't think they even care. There has been much controversy about videogames and their role in causing violence. My belief is that if parents took a bit of interest in what their kids were playing, kids would have a better understanding of what is being depicted in games. I don't think that violent videogames cause kids to be more violent. Kids that do crazy shit after playing a game were probably going to do something crazy no matter what.
Sorry about that. Now back to your regularly scheduled humor.